Do You Want Me To Tell You Your Yarn Looks Like Dog Poop? - Sock Set
"Do You Want Me To Tell You Your Yarn Looks Like Dog Poop?" Sock Set - Hand Dyed Yarn - 1 full skein and 1 (20g) mini skein (Your Stitch Markers Look Like Crap!) - approximately 80 yards
*** Back Story ***
Ethan was feeling left out because Dylan dyes yarn sometimes, so he wanted to make some stitch markers. Coming home from school Dylan starts picking on Ethan and tells him "Your stitch markers look like crap! They are not that good" and Ethan responded with "Do you want me to tell you your yarn looks like dog poop?". It was the best clap back I've heard in a long time and I just knew he needed a yarn named after his quote. (The sock is being made for Ethan)
80% SW Merino / 20% Nylon - Fingering Weight - 8 ply
113 gram skeins
≈ 435 yards / 397 meters
Needle Size - 1 to 3 US (2.25 to 3.25 mm)
*** Each skein is hand dyed individually, so no two will ever be exactly the same!
Next to skin softness... this yarn is a little plumper than other sock yarns I have used, but man is it soft! Perfect for any occasion!
Hand dyed by me (Twin Mommy) in my kitchen using professional acid dyes... I make sure that all dye is exhausted, then rinse the fiber once with mild soap and once with hot water just to make sure that there is no bleeding or residue remaining.
Wash in warm or cool water with a mild soap or shampoo. Do not agitate. And lay flat to dry.
--> If you would like your yarn wound into a cake, please let me know and I will take care of it... no problem :)
Stitch markers and sock are NOT included in this listing.
***Please convo me with any questions or concerns***
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